manticoreimaginary:

anomalousdata:

addictedtocontradictions:

splendidcolor:

jordyngryphon:

theguilteaparty:

bookerdewitt:

pamplemoose:

angelphile:

hiddlesbatchlove:

best marketing

A+

10/10

would recommend

WHEREDOTHEYSELLTHOSE?! I need them so bad. This is absolutely perfect.

They sell them at Target

This is a fantastic idea.

Raging pharmacology boner.

Bonus points for being single chemical pills.

you should check out their website! http://www.helpineedhelp.com

If you think that packaging is brill, wait until you see the site.

This company is a marketer’s wet dream.

That website is fantastic. Seriously, click on it and check out the whole site. Best waste of time EVER.

My favorite is “help I can’t remember someone’s name. It’s just listing a bunch of names in case one rings a bell.

This is amazing.

Their website is the best, I’m going to keep playing these games forever. And maybe buy some condoms.

dystopiamachine:

dietnutella:

nohomocide:

accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful

bonèr

Chlàmydîa

gęńìtãl thüñdērštørm
niknak79:

Best charity idea ever. One dollar per duct tape piece. (He’s the Principal)

niknak79:

Best charity idea ever. One dollar per duct tape piece. (He’s the Principal)

fartgallery:

I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK

danalmostcaughtonfire:

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

myathesquishyoctopus:

yes please
i got a cool feather pen at Springfield, IL yesterday. Every time I use this pen I will write in cursive with it.

i got a cool feather pen at Springfield, IL yesterday. Every time I use this pen I will write in cursive with it.

DO YOU EVER GET SO ATTACHED TO ONE OF YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS THAT WHEN THEY’RE NOT ONLINE OR THEY’RE ONLINE AND THEY’RE NOT REALLY TALKING TO YOU YOU CAN FEEL YOUR INSIDES WHINING LIKE A SMALL KITTEN

AND YOU LIKE WANT TO TALK TO THEM BUT YOU’RE AFRAID YOU’RE ANNOYING THEM TO DEATH EVEN THOUGH THEY CONSTANTLY TELL YOU THAT YOU DON’T ANNOY THEM

AND YOU JUST WANT TO BE NEXT TO THEM AND LOVE ON THEM AND IN GENERAL BE WITH THEM

YEAH

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You know what else is kawaii? My mom.

nominominus:

suchagaymer:

jerkidiot:

if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life

like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.

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jakemalik:

*picks u up for prom in heelys*

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss